Tuesday, September 22, 2009
So I've been quiet the last few days because I've been busy potty training. Not myself. Whew. That would be weird. No, I've been working hard on my puppy and my Baby, though neither are as little as I'd like to think they are. Sadly, our mini-beagle Lucy Pevensie (nobody guessed it!) has been much better at the training thing than my bright toddler. He can count to twenty in English and Spanish, sing the alphabet, recite his colors, and fix puzzles, but he doesn't have time for such trivialities as training. Sigh. I just hope I'm not following him to kindergarten with diapers and wipes in tow.
Any-hoo, thought I'd share our hilarious conversation this evening as he *successfully* used the toilet. (Warning, not for anyone who finds potty humor in poor taste.)
"Mommy, look! I went poopy!"
"Great job, honey! I'm so proud of you!"
"I went two poopies!"
"I see that. Good for you."
"Do I get a pink peppermint?"
"You most certainly do. But first we have to flush the toilet and wash your hands."
"Okay." Reaches to flush toilet. Pauses with a dramatic sigh. "Well, there goes all my hard work."
Isn't that hysterical? There goes all my hard work. He-he-he! Hope it made you laugh. Stay tuned, in the next few days I'll get back to blogging about writing. I have a title to share, some book details, and a few writing ideas...
Hope you're having a great week!